Tuesday, 19 February 2008

I need a bigger windscreen

(Or why the kilometer based road tax should be Europe wide)


Yesterday, there was an article in one of the free local newspapers about having variable road tax here in The Netherlands. The premise of the article was that only cars with a Dutch registration are taxable, foreign registrations seem to be exempt.
<pub-rant>...which is of course very unfair with all them stupid foreigners driving on our roads and causing traffic jams here. And they don't even pay road tax. And their probably going to work at the job I was supposed to be doing.</pub-rant>
The part of the article that caught my eye though, was about all the countries that require you to have a sticker on your windscreen:
  • Austria
  • Germany
  • Switzerland
  • Czech Republic
  • Hungary
  • Romania
  • Slovakia
And now the Dutch government wants us to have a box behind our windscreen to tax the road usage itself. I think I'll write to my representative in the European parliament that I need a bigger windscreen on my car to accommodate all these stickers.

The article also states that The Netherlands, Belgium, Andorra, Cyprus, Malta, Latvia, Lithuania and Luxembourg are the only countries left where you do not have to pay for the road usage. So when I'm writing to my EU representative, I'll suggest that they make variable road tax an EU based tax to be spent by the country it is collected. And the way to collect it would be via an extra tax on car petrol. This will have the effect that people who drive more kilometers, buy more petrol and therefor pay more tax. So the usage is taxed, not the possession. The more a road is used, the more maintenance is needed, making it right to tax the usage. A knock-on effect would be that people who buy cars would get an incentive to buy a more fuel-efficient car, reducing the carbon-dioxide emission.

Hmm, if this is the case, then it seems I don't need a bigger windscreen, we need a EU-wide road tax on fuel and do away with the fixed part of the road tax,

Zaaf

Tuesday, 12 February 2008

Credit Suisse Writes off 300 trucks with Pokemon cards

Today, Credit Suisse announced a write-off of 1.3 billion Swiss Franks. This is roughly € 812 million. In the light of the billions of euros write-off that other banks did, this seems to be a fairly limited amount of money.

However, let's make it more tangible, so we can get a feel for how much € 812 million really is. My son collects Pokémon Trading Cards and a small booster pack costs € 4,-, while containing 9 cards. So a card is approximately 44 cents. This means that the loss of Credit Suisse can be translated to 1.8 billion Pokémon cards.
Amazon lists the weight of a booster pack to be 19 grams. And if the wrapper takes up about 4 grams of that, then that leaves us with 1.67 gram per card, or 3 million kilograms for the cards you can buy with the € 812 million loss by Credit Suisse. And if we put 10,000 kilograms in a truck, then we would need exactly 300 trucks filled with Pokémon trading game card to match the loss of Credit Suisse.

That's a lot of Pokémon,

Zaaf

Monday, 11 February 2008

Northern Rock Bailout is not for the share holders

Recently I've heard all kinds of comments about the UK bank Northern Rock that's being helped by the British government. The gist of those comments is that it is a bloody waist of money by Gordon Brown to use taxpayers money to give it to the share holders. Here's my take on it:

First of all, the money is not handed over to Northern Rock, it's a loan, so the taxpayers will get it back, with interest. The real issue, however, is a settlement risk. All financial institutions loan money to each other all of the time in all kinds of currencies. They do this to either earn a few cents on money they have temporarily available, or to cover a temporary liquidity shortage they have. These periods can be very short. They can be as short as a few hours, but mostly they are a few days. And the money lent out can go around the world in a day. In fact it can go around the world several times in a day. This of course means that the whole financial sector is very much tied into each other. So what would happen if one party could not pay of one of its day-loans? The receiving end could well be defaulting as well to their creditors. This is what we in banking risk management would call a system wide failure. The most well know occurrence of this is the failure of a small German bank called Bankhaus Herstatt to settle their Deutsch Mark payments (see http://riskinstitute.ch/134710.htm and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herstatt_Bank. The Swiss link is much better). In result a whole chain effect of defaults rippled through the financial world. This prompted the G10 to create the Basel I framework mentioned in my previous post.

So if Northern Rock would not have had that loan, it would not be able to settle their own outstandings and that would result in other financial institutions getting into trouble too. It has nothing to do with share holders, nothing to do with deposit-holders, but everything with the stability of the financial sector. And that is by the way exactly the remit of the FSA and the Government.


Zaaf

Friday, 8 February 2008

Subprime credit crunch disclosure

Currently the G7 is talking on how to deal with the subprime mortgage crisis. The problem with this is that they are a bit too fast in reacting. Of course, this is to be expected of politicians that want to deal with things immediately in order to get more votes, but there is already a new regulatory framework put in place that started the first of January 2008.

Let me explain what the problem is and how the underlying mechanisms work. When a bank, or any other financial institution for that matter, gives a mortgage to you, it gives you money to buy a house. This is a large amount of money for you, which you're expected to pay back over the next few decades. The chance on you defaulting on your payments is low, but the risk is there for the bank. So in order to mitigate that risk, the bank wants some credit protection in the form of a collateral. This is most likely you pledging to let the bank sell your house when you cannot afford your mortgage anymore.

For every loan a bank gives out, it needs, next to the credit protection, to keep a certain percentage of that loan stacked away to make sure that the bank won't get into trouble if they cannot get their money back of that loan. Currently this is regulated by the Basel Capital Adequacy Accord, or Basel I. This is an accord between banks that set all kinds of these percentages and it has been made into law by the local governments.

Now, in order to lend out more mortgages, a bank needs more money, but that might be hard to come by. Banks, however are generally very clever when it amounts to dealing with money. So what they do is create a special company for one specific purpose, this is generally known as a Special Purpose Entity, or SPE for short. Then the banks take a part of their mortgage portfolio and sell it to that SPE. However, the SPE has no money, so to be able to pay it they issue bonds which are guaranteed by these mortgages. And of course the interest payments on these bonds are covered by the income they get out of the mortgages (e.i. your interest payments to your bank). Typically, an SPE packages together the mortgages into ten or so different tranches, where the top tranche contains the mortgages that pose the least risk and the bottom tranche contains the mortgages that pose the most risk. The bonds from the top tranche have a low percentage payment and a low risk and the bottom tranche has a high interest payment and a high risk. The bottom tranche bonds are also known as junk-bonds. Together they are called Collateral Debt Obligations, or CDO's for short. When the mortgages are sold to an SPE, they no longer appear in the books of the bank, so banks do not have to keep money for them. And adding to that is that the sell of those mortgages gives money to the bank, so they can lend out even more.

The companies that buy these CDO's, or bonds, are mostly banks and other financial institutions. They invest in these bonds and assess how much risk is involved in it. To assess these risks, external rating agencies, such as Moody's and Standard & Poors are asked to provide a rating for a CDO. Based on the rating, the investing company know what the risk associated with that CDO is, and thus how much money they need to keep available for when their investment is lost.

What now happened is that in the lower tier of the bands, people started defaulting on their mortgage payments. But instead of the SPE forgoing on their interest payments themselves, they asked the originating bank to bail them out. And banks do this to save their face. Because if a bank lost the trust of people, they would withdraw their deposited money from it. And when that happens on a large scale, then, according to the fact that banks need a percentage of money for every loan (see above), the bank does not have enough money left to write off their bad loans and then the bank can go bust.

The rating agencies, it seems, did a poor job of rating the risks with the CDO's. Most of the time the rating was to high, meaning the risk associated with it was rated to low.

So that's what's happening now. Banks are bailing out their SPE's and don't have money left to give credit to companies, or to other banks for that matter. And those CDO's that are not bailed out, are defaulted and the investing companies, which most of the times are other banks, have to write them off completely. So they don't have money either to lend out. This is the credit crunch effect and it boils down to the fact that it has become much harder for a company to get credit from a bank.

Now for the fact why the G7 politicians are premature in their assessment that they need to do something about this.


Roughly ten years ago, the global banks realised that the current Basel I accord is too strict and also leads to the SPE situation sketch above. They, combined in the BIS - Bank of International Settlement - created a new Basel accord. The main driver was that the larger banks felt that they were much better at assessing the risk associated with a loan than the standards proposed by the Basel I accord allowed. Under the Basel I accord, if you lended money to BubbleBurst.com had the same associated risk as lending money to Shell. For both loans you had to set aside 8% of the main sum. Banks felt that for BubbleBurst.com they might need to set aside 12% and for Shell only 4%. And internally this is the amount of capital that they calculated with. These things have been set into the Basel II Capital Adequacy Accord, which came into effect per the first of January 2008. In this, banks are allowed to set aside as much, or little, money as they think fit, provided they disclose their risk assessment models upon which they calculate the amount of money set aside to the regulators. And a big part of this information has to be disclosed to the market as well. The idea behind this disclosure is that investors then can decide if banks are taking too much risk or not, which will be reflected in the stock price. The problem is that this disclosure will happen in the next quarterly statement so the effects are not yet visible. A big part of new areas in the accord is what the accord calls Asset Securitisation. An example of a Securitized Asset is a CDO. Banks, under the new Basel II rules must set aside much more money than under the Basel I accord.

So there you have it. There is currently a new regulatory system for assessing risks within banks, which will deal with the Subprime losses in a much more effective way. It also reduces investor uncertainties by ordering banks to disclose how they assess their risks. My personal fear is that, on top of Basel II, the G7 politicians feel they need to do something and come up with extra risk controls on top of the Basel II Capital Adequacy framework.

Zaaf

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

Why Practice not always make Perfect

I just read a blog post detailing why the same mistakes keep popping up, even after hours of study. It is written with classical guitar study in mind, but to me it's applicable to a much wider area of learning. The gist is that you should not be afraid to make mistakes, but take them in your stride and learn to carry on, instead of looking back and trying to learn from them.

So make mistakes and don't try to learn from them, try to live with them.

Zaaf

Sunday, 3 February 2008

Washing Hands


Last year Sun, maker of dish washing soap tablets, introduced a soluble wrapper around their tablets. The idea behind this is that you don't need to wash your hands after you've tried to open the wrapper and placed the tablet in the dishwasher. This seems like a nice innovation, because who likes to wash their hands needlessly?

However, what happens in a normal dishwasher filling scenario is that you have a stack of dirty plates and cutlery and put them in the machine. This will get your hands dirty, at least that's what happens to me. Then, because you do not want to soil the cardboard container of the tablets, you wash and dry your hands. Now, unless you've found a way to dry your hands completely, there is bound to be some moisture left on your hands. This is where Sun's research is faulty, because the tablet wrapper immediately begins to dissolve, leaving you with a mucky feeling on you're hands. This results in an extra hand washing, so the intended effect of the special wrappers is undone by the fact that it's special.

This is a useless innovation,

Zaaf